Published in 2025 by Stolen Books

Story by Robert Embree

In "The Story of Remi and Throwa, the Throw-Away Elf," young Remi discovers Throwa, a discarded elf toy that comes to life, she learns about Throwa's past in Santa's workshop and her subsequent feelings of abandonment. As they navigate the holiday season together, the pair form an unlikely bond, teaching each other about self-worth, belonging, and the timeless spirit of Christmas. Their heartwarming journey emphasizes the importance of finding one's place in the world and cherishing old and new friendships alike.  

Published in 2024 by EmbreeZ Publishing

Story by Robert Embree

In a nostalgic setting, a curious toddler named Noah unearths an antique rotary phone in his family's attic. This isn't any ordinary phone; it's a portal to the past, enabling Noah to communicate with departed family members. Every ring brings voices from bygone eras, each sharing tales, life lessons, and expressions of love. His family, initially skeptical, is soon enveloped by the warmth and healing these conversations provide. The phone's mysterious power offers both comfort and a deeper appreciation for family ties that transcend time. As Noah matures, the phone's enchantment dwindles, yet the profound connections it nurtured forever echo in their hearts. 

Published in 2021 by Stolen Books

Story by Robert Embree 

In the sprawling corridors of the Louvre, young Noah, an early art enthusiast, feels an inexplicable pull towards the iconic painting of the Mona Lisa. To his astonishment, the room darkens, and Mona Lisa steps out of her frame, yearning to experience the world beyond her canvas confines. The two embark on a magical journey, with Noah painting vibrant landscapes for the Mona Lisa to explore. As dawn nears, she returns to her portrait, leaving Noah with memories of an enchanting evening and a secret only he knows. Years later, Noah, now a renowned artist, cherishes a special rendition of the Mona Lisa, her smile holding the tales of their shared adventure. 

Published in 2020 by Stolen Books

Story by Robert Embree

In the sunlit town of Luminara, young Noah's curiosity leads him to capture his mischievous shadow using a magical net. To his amazement, the captured shadow reveals otherworldly tales and landscapes on his bedroom walls. One night, an accident transports Noah to the ethereal Shadow Realm, where everything exists in silhouettes. Guided by his once-captive shadow, Noah embarks on fantastical adventures, encountering mysterious lands and creatures. However, the allure of home and the vibrant colors of Luminara beckon him. To return, he must reconcile with his shadow and understand its true nature. Their journey teaches Noah the value of freedom, stories, and the unseen magic that dwells just out of the light's reach. 

Published in 2018 by Stolen Books

Story by Robert Embree

In Nightshade, a town that treasures bedtime stories, young Brutannicus devises a scheme to stay awake: he'll keep reading. Beginning with a simple tale, he stumbles upon enchanted books that lengthen the night. As he progresses from "The Last Book" to "The Last Last Book" and finally, the "Last Last Last Book", Brutannicus is immersed in increasingly captivating worlds. However, the magic alters Nightshade's reality, intertwining dreams and truths. Guided by characters from the books, Brutannicus confronts the consequences of distorting time, realizing the importance of cherishing real-world moments at dawn. 

Published in 2016 by Stolen Books

Story by Robert Embree 

"Oatmeal, It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore" is a comprehensive exploration of oats beyond the morning bowl. Embree dives into the history, health benefits, and diverse culinary uses of this staple grain. Through a collection of innovative recipes, readers are introduced to oatmeal's potential in both savory dishes and desserts. Highlighting its global appeal, sustainability, and nutritional value, the book revolutionizes the way we perceive and utilize oatmeal in daily cooking. 

Published in 2015 by Musicity Blues

Words and Music by Robert Embree

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"The Wiggly Butt Song"

(Verse 1)
Babies got a wiggly butt,
Babies got a wiggly butt,

She's got a wig wig wig

a wig wig wig,

a wig wig wiggly butt.

(Verse 2)
Momma’s got a wiggly butt,
Momma’s got a wiggly butt,

She's got a wig wig wig

a wig wig wig,

a wig wig wiggly butt.

 
(Verse 3)

Daddy’s got a wiggly butt,
Daddy’s got a wiggly butt,

He's got a wig wig wig

a wig wig wig,

a wig wig wiggly butt.

(Chorus)
Wiggle in the morning, wiggle at night,
The whole family's wigging, oh, what a sight!
Wiggle when you're happy, wiggle when you're blue,
With a wiggly butt, there's so much to do!

(Verse 4)
Sister’s got a wiggly butt,
Sister’s got a wiggly butt,

She's got a wig wig wig

a wig wig wig,

a wig wig wiggly butt.

(Verse 5)
Brother’s got a wiggly butt,
Brother’s got a wiggly butt,

He's got a wig wig wig

a wig wig wig,

a wig wig wiggly butt.

(Chorus)
Wiggle in the morning, wiggle at night,
The whole family's wigging, oh, what a sight!
Wiggle when you're happy, wiggle when you're blue,
With a wiggly butt, there's so much to do!

(Verse 6)
Grammy’s got a wiggly butt,
Grammy’s got a wiggly butt,

She's got a wig wig wig

a wig wig wig,

a wig wig wiggly butt.

(Verse 7)
Grandpa’s got a wiggly butt,
Grandpa’s got a wiggly butt,

She's got a wig wig wig

a wig wig wig,

a wig wig wiggly butt.

(Chorus)
Wiggle in the morning, wiggle at night,
The whole family's wigging, oh, what a sight!
Wiggle when you're happy, wiggle when you're blue,
With a wiggly butt, there's so much to do!